A year ago, I posted a two-part review of an online seminar called Self-Publishing School. Those reviews have begun to get new comments in the past few days, and sure enough. the seminar is back in action. Since it can be sometimes difficult for authors to weed out the good fiction advice from the non-fiction, I thought I'd gather up a few resources and articles to help those in their search ... and maybe throw in an article or two to boost your spirits. Ready? Let's get going!
Website: Self-Publishing Formula
This website has an ongoing series of podcasts with self-pubbed fiction authors, and the topics are wide and varied. One of the few folks I found worth my time at Self-Publishing School, Nick Stephenson, recently joined them as a guest. For those who do not care to listen to the podcasts. there are transcripts provided, as well.
Article: The Anatomy of a Book Blurb
While I do not use BookBub, they have a very fantastic article which breaks down the Achilles heel of so many fiction writers: the book blurb (or "jacket copy", if you feel like getting fancy). This is, of course, if you feel up to rolling up your sleeves and pulling your blurb apart yourself. I am happy to do that legwork for you, since I am a rare and magical bird in the world of fiction authors, and actually like this sort of thing. A lot.
Article: Reader Magnet Ideas
The term "Reader Magnet" is new to me as of, well, this blog post, but the concept is not: this article provides some fresh ideas which you can use on your website or social media of choice to get readers' attention and get them interested in not only your book, but you. There are some pretty fantastic ones here. if I do say so myself, and I may adapt a few for this September's release of In The Cards.
Encouragement: From Forbes, of all places
If you're deep down in the indecision hole that is "traditional publishing vs. self-publishing", or if, like me, you still wonder sometimes whether or not you should be sending out queries to traditional publishers ... Forbes Magazine has some interesting insight into what works best for fiction writers. There's a caveat, though: those of you with Ad Blocker will have to disable it to access the site.
Encouragement: From Alan Moore, epic graphic novel legend
If you don't know Alan Moore's name, maybe you know these graphic novels, or the films based upon them: V for Vendetta. Watchmen. The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen. From Hell. He's a hell of an author with an amazing ability to create detailed worlds and amazing characters that make his readers think, and challenge their own opinions about the world we live in.
And he's in favor of self-publishing. So we've got that going for us.
Article: BookRiot on Where to Find Good Self-Pub Fiction
Finally, if you've finished your hard work and want to get out there and start supporting your self-publishing tribe, you're going to want to know where to find them! BookRiot has a great list of sites to get you started ... and of course, you may want to see about getting your work on some of those sites, as well.
In case you missed it last year, my cautionary tale of Self-Publishing School is in two parts: here and here. I hope you've find something of use in this post, and encourage you to share any links to other favorite resources in the comments! Facebook groups. blog posts, websites, you name it!
Happy writing, happy reading, and I'll see you all here next week!
Or: unsolicited reviews of A.B. Funkhauser's first two novels...
Those of you who have been following my blog for a while will remember A.B. Funkhauser's name, as she was kind enough to interview me back in February about From the Desk of Buster Heywood. At that time, I had already read her debut novel, Heuer Lost and Found, and known I'd found a new favorite author. Funkhauser's Unapologetic Lives series follows the surprisingly zany ins and outs of the Weibigand Funeral Home. I was expecting eclectic humor on par with Carl Hiassen and Christopher Moore ... I got that, and far more.
The lost Heuer in question is Jürgen Heuer, a lawyer whose life was about as unapologetic as anyone's can get. Rude, lewd, and thoroughly self-serving, Heuer despises his neighbors and alienates his colleagues. So when he dies in an apartment that would make episodes of "Hoarders" look tame, it takes a good, long while for anyone to notice he is missing... much to Heuer's dismay, as his spirit still remains, kicking around the apartment and forced to come to terms with the life he lived.
When Weibigand's is hired to handle Heuer's preparation and funeral, mortician Enid Krause is sent to the scene with her co-worker, Carla, and has a nasty shock: Heuer was a lover in a summer long ago, and she had put him far out of her mind. Now she must be intimate with him again, in ways she would not have imagined... and Heuer's spirit has his chance to redeem himself.
In introducing her readers to the Weibigand home and its denizens, Funkhauser makes it plain from the very start that her funeral directors, embalmers, and owners are very real people, and just as prone to the same sort of drama as any workplace: scheming Jocasta Binns hopes to gain control of the family business from her half-brothers, manager Charlie strives to hold it all together with a little of the old-school decorum, and Carla Blue is navigating her fair share of relationship issues, while finding solace in her friendship with the funeral home's resident rat. Oh, and then there's the fact that Heuer's spirit finds its guru in a possessed floor lamp...
There is something for everyone in this novel: romance, drama, and suspense are all interlaced into what Funkhauser has aptly dubbed a gonzo style of novel writing. Anything goes, and almost everything does, told by a narrator who is as unapologetic as her characters: matter-of-fact, even as she's winking at you and nudging you in the ribs. Every single character is fully developed, and you will fall in love with all of them - even those you love to hate... and yes, even the floor lamp. (I'm not kidding. That lamp is pretty fantastic.)
With a little bit of horror, just a dash of magical realism, and a lot of heart and humor, Heuer Lost and Found teaches us that there is beauty to be found everywhere, as long as we still have the will and the eye to look ... and that it is never, ever too late for a soul to redeem itself.
Scooter Nation brings us ahead in time, to a year after the events of Heuer Lost & Found. Carla and Enid have both recovered as much as they can from what they endured, and have been joined at Weibigand's by Carla's old friend Scooter Creighton. I think that "old coot" would be the most fitting label for Scooter, and I apply it in as endearing a manner as possible.
The scheme Jocasta Binns has been brewing comes to full fruition: the funeral home is sold out of its generational ownership to a chain, and the repercussions of the sale shake every member of the Weibigand's staff to its core. The more liberties Jocasta takes with the home, the more her employees fight to keep their own integrity intact... and eventually, desperate times call for desperate measures.
Weibigand's isn't the only place having trouble with its status quo, however: a gang of motorized scooter owners is becoming more and more vociferous about their right to full access. Their ringleader, Alma Wurtz, is the worst of them, with a personal vendetta against Jocasta Binns. Scooter and Carla make an alliance with her in an attempt to save the dignity and decorum of the trade and the home they have come to love over the years, and the death of a public figure provides the perfect opportunity... but will they go too far?
I came into this novel expecting something on par with its predecessor, and was not disappointed in the least. The characters who were so full-fledged and rich grow and develop by leaps and bounds, especially when pushed to their boundaries. Funkhauser digs down deep into each character and shatters the lines of morality, showing us the darkness and light within all of them... and forcing us to take a good, hard, look at it ourselves as we decide, as readers, who we should really be cheering for. It is a difficult decision, in the end, and I think a second read is in order to really decide.
There is not quite as much in the way of magical realism in Scooter Nation: no spirits or sage advisory objects ... but the spirits of Weibigand's are still very present in the imprint they have left upon the people who remain. In the midst of death and chaos, life endures ... unapologetic, plain, beautiful, and crazy. To be reminded of that should be the goal of every good book, and Funkhauser passes that test with flying colors.
You can acquire Heuer Lost and Found and Scooter Nation here, on Amazon.com. To read more about the author, please visit her website, or follow her - as I do, happily - on Twitter.
Thank you for joining me for another indie author review! Next week, I will have a status update on In The Cards, and some surprises!
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